Light Sleeper, Heavy Dreamer

ratsteeth:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

♥ May 10th at 1PM / via: balongreyjoy / op: shephards / tagged: lord of the rings. LOTR. Aragorn. / reblog / 26,100 notes

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♥ May 8th at 11PM / via: lskywalkers / op: lskywalkers / tagged: lord of the rings. LOTR. / reblog / 805 notes

he then pointed out and named those whom Frodo had not met before

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♥ Apr 26th at 1PM / via: balongreyjoy / op: ladychauffeurs / tagged: lord of the rings. LOTR. / reblog / 1,487 notes

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♥ Apr 26th at 1AM / via: balongreyjoy / op: findingsparkle / tagged: lord of the rings. LOTR. / reblog / 701 notes

Lord of the Cosmetics: Part 1

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♥ Apr 5th at 11PM / via: aaronsjohnson / op: aryasnark / tagged: SCREAMING. lord of the rings. LOTR. / reblog / 68,927 notes

♥ Mar 17th at 12AM / via: observando / op: observando / tagged: lord of the rings. LOTR. / reblog / 425 notes

I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

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♥ Mar 14th at 10PM / via: balongreyjoy / op: allshallfade / tagged: Elijah you flawless human being/hobbit. lord of the rings. LOTR. / reblog / 583 notes

I am a Elf. My lover is Faramir. We live in Rivendell. Our pet is Arod. My weapon is Bow and Arrows. I die by Poison.

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♥ Mar 13th at 6PM / via: mordorisforlovers / op: peregrint / tagged: i am quite satisfied by this. lord of the rings. LOTR. / reblog / 7,282 notes

Group of girls sitting near me are clucking away loudly when i hear one girl say “Yea, he’s really into Lord of the Rings and..” and at the mention of that there was a huge sigh of half disappointment half disgust.